One day, Mini Matt found himself alone in a vast canvas of grass. He looked around, trying to figure out where he was (he even used his Oppai Radar to try and detect if any females were in proximity), but there was only green as far as the eye could see, until it met with the blue of the sky. Suddenly, the earth shook, and there was a low rumbling all around that escalated from a soft tremble to a loud roar. Mini Matt looked behind him just in time to see the head of a white feline, the head being five times the size of Matt's own body. The cat's body seemed to stretch for a distance of over 9,000 divided by zero miles; one could even say that you could see forever. In an instant, the mysterious animal's ":3" face distorted into a savage snarl. Terrified (and slightly hysterical), Mini Matt began running for his life. All he could think of to shout was...