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You encounter SM on the street. You... 

30%
38 deviants said High-five him and say "Hey!".
17%
22 deviants said Have a mental breakdown: a stick figure? IN REAL LIFE?! AAAHHHH!!
15%
19 deviants said Try to imitate his ¦D face.
9%
11 deviants said Wonder how he picks things up with no hands or fingers.
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10 deviants said Walk past.
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7 deviants said IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN. IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!! O__O
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6 deviants said Go topless and rape him. In public, mind you.
5%
6 deviants said Tell him you hate him and you can open a door better than him.
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5 deviants said Play dead. They say he won't eat you if you pretend to be dead.
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4 deviants said Do something stupid, like try to fight him.

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:iconshilag:
I'd high-five him and shouted HEY! :D

but then I'd probably stalk him for the rest of his life too xD
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:iconmikeronobaka:
OMFG a stick figure
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:iconkanzenryuu:
MOAR LOSHIN ON THE SKIN O:
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:iconmatsu-sensei:
*Matsu-sensei May 22, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL IT GOT THE HOSE AGAIN. :0
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:iconryus-fire:
-gough IswearIdidntrapehimoutinthepublicitshisf aultforbeingdamnsexy -cough-
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:iconryus-fire:
-gough IswearIdidntrapehimoutinthepublicitshisf aultforbeingdamnsexy -cough-
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:iconmatsu-sensei:
*Matsu-sensei May 22, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
;P I wish I was as sexy as him. :(
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:iconryus-fire:
Awww... -pat pat- We all find you very y Matt! Next time I see you I'll make sure to ya... how does that sound? :0
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:iconmatsu-sensei:
*Matsu-sensei May 22, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I'll make sure to ya... how does that sound? :0" :?
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