I've tried whacking one off... and it's always an exercise in futility. So far... I'm only able to get off in my sleep. How old is this jacking poll? I lost my concentration.
it's natural, it's healthy, and it keeps babies dead
(masturbate instead of procreate rite).
besides, it's proven that masturbation releases hormones that create happiness
SO SMIRK WHILE YOU JERK!
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For one, I'm not comfortable enough to say, type, or write the word.
Two, if I do do it, I won't know how to keep my clothes or stuff from getting dirtied.
*is guilty*
JOKE! XD
(masturbate instead of procreate rite).
besides, it's proven that masturbation releases hormones that create happiness
SO SMIRK WHILE YOU JERK!
I hope my BF doesn't see that...