Except they don't draw boobs... but if they did, they'd draw twice as many boobs as you ever could!... except all of Nana's would look exactly the same as Popo's... so it doesn't really count... and then Nana would somehow fall off of a cliff for no explainable reason... leaving Popo to be horribly slaughtered...
See, I think of the Ice-climbers in a different sense. Now, wait just a moment, let me explain...soon, you'll love them, too.
Alright. Picture in your mind, for a moment, a pimp. He's probably wearing purple, yellow, or blue clothing, right? Maybe he's black, maybe he's white - race doesn't matter in good pimpin'. Either way, he has a woman tied to a leash of some kind, doesn't he? And she is probably wearing nothing at all, or something equally flashy as what he is wearing.
Now, picture the male Ice-climber. He's wearing a flashy blue jacket, isn't he? Now, remember, the female ice climber, who is dressed in flamboyant pink clothing, is always following his movement, and sometimes is connected to him by that rope. Now, look me in the eyes, and tell me you can't put two and two together.
Blue Ice-Climber's big pimpin'. He just needs a gold chain.